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February 23, 2006
only seventeen
I have created a new personality. In the future you will hear about the guidance of my new Life Coach, Tamara Petsonn. Tamara is a Certified Life Coach, trained in training. She is the survivor of multiple abusive relationships with both men and women and is currently ending yet another unfortunate situation which ended after a terrible brouhaha involving some undercooked penne.
Tamara has been a Cerified Life Coach for over 18 months now, and is proud to announce that this is the longest commitment she has given to any career surpassing her time as a large dog groomer at PetSmart, which until this point was her greatest accomplishment.
Her Life Coaching manuscript, "Do Your Curtains Match Your Carpet? Honesty in all areas of you appearance" is set to be published by Random House as soon as they respond to her calls and letters. Tamara has had two planned appearances on Oprah and three on Dr Phil, but was unable to get tickets after waiting in line for well over an hour. She credits her inability to appear on an abnormally small bladder, a genetic mutation which visits all of the Petsonn women.
Much more to come on Tamara.
Posted by JimG at February 23, 2006 09:08 AM
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I have been working with a life coach for almost three years now and I can honestly say that it has been the most important thing I have ever done with my life and has made all the difference. Accountability and commitment have been the main areas and believing that you can be what ever you want to be. I continue to be amazed by what I learn about myself and the belief system that I fall back on which has held me back from creating the life that I want for myself. "what are you pretending not to know" was the phrase that set the ball forward for me. I wish you luck and the most positive experience.
Be the day Jim!!!
Posted by: Jeffrey at February 23, 2006 11:08 AM
Please ensure that your tray table is in the upright position.
Posted by: Dave / higher powered at February 23, 2006 08:05 PM
This guy has great hair. ;)
Posted by: Michael at February 26, 2006 11:57 AM