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January 12, 2006

it is a memoir

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Apparently if I call this a memoir I can say anything I want, no matter how far from the truth and not be held accountable.

As an addict I have waited my entire life for this. It is like being given the keys to the kingdom. Thank you James Frey. Now I can tell you about

- my work as a secret consultant during the Clinton Administration

- how I turned down the Nobel Peace Prize because I know what a cry-baby that Desmond Tutu can be

- how during my work as a hostage negotiator I single handedly disable a secret cell of terrorist and rescued 45 people from certain death

- I had the idea for the Joey spinoff

Oh there is so much more to tell...THE FREEDOM THE FREEDOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by JimG at January 12, 2006 08:44 AM

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How you broke into a dress rehearsal for Camelot at Toronto's O'Keefe Centre and saw Richard Burton in blue jeans.... Oh, wait! That one really happened!

Posted by: Maman at January 12, 2006 09:09 AM

did his untruths really take anything away from the essence, and the importance of the book?

Posted by: tay hota at January 12, 2006 11:41 AM

Would you get me Monica Lewinsky's autograph, please? On a clean sheet of paper, too. Not a stained one.

Posted by: Dave / higher powered at January 12, 2006 07:48 PM

So you are to blame for "Joey"???? Grrrr...

Posted by: Chuck at January 13, 2006 08:24 AM

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