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September 16, 2005
come down from the tree
Late start today, work has already been crazy. I am glad that the weekend is ahead. Sorry Dan, that you had to wait for un update on my life, since I saw you last night!
I have been working with some friends on creating a reality show called "Crack Island". The premise is that 15 crackheads are dropped on a desert island, where there are stashes of crack hidden. Through a series of clues and contests the crackheads move closer and closer to getting their fix. Elimininations could be based on number of teeth, or who is able to pawn off more asprin as crack to other members of the opposite tribe. Occasionaaly gifts would arrive on the island, like unopened cases of brillo, or car antennas. This also leaves "Celebrity Crack Island" as the obvious follow up series.
I am picturing Whitney as the host.
Thoughts?
Posted by JimG at September 16, 2005 10:34 AM
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Make sure none of them have watches, either, since the crackheads are always asking me what time it is. As if they need to rush to a meeting they're late for.
Posted by: SparklesMpls at September 16, 2005 12:09 PM
Did anyone find those quarters I lost? Thank god a friend just called and she has one to sell me plus a new pipe for me since mine has a hairline split in it...
Posted by: Anonymous at September 16, 2005 03:31 PM
Make it 12 crack-heads instead of 15. One for each step at the NA meetings they miss. As each one is eliminated, he jets off to a meeting in Hollywood, chaired by Bobby Brown.
yada yada yada
Posted by: Dave / higher powered at September 16, 2005 06:37 PM
Bobby does not have crack. I don't know if Whitney is hiding it from her for herself or if he doesn't really use it and just she does but the last few times I was there, he was cashed.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 16, 2005 06:48 PM
That is too funny! What a great idea! Last time my car was broken into they took my tire guage and that's all. Idiots!
Posted by: Hannen at September 17, 2005 06:34 PM
Sick and twisted. I LOVE IT!
Posted by: Cisco at September 18, 2005 12:41 PM
Don't we already have 'Celebrety Crack Island' ... isn't that just another name for the Surreal Life?
Posted by: Rich at September 19, 2005 04:07 AM