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August 21, 2005
have an eggroll, mr goldstone
I have learned many lessons in my time here on earth, here is one of the most important, I pass it on to you in hopes that it will free you to enjoy your day for what it is.
Life is not honestly represented in porn.
I had cable installed yesterday, poorly installed but that is a rant for another post. Anyhow, back to the topic at hand, the cable guy who Lured into my bedroom, to show him where I wanted my "box" was most definately not a member of the Falcon stable. This guy would have been rejected by the team at Old Reliable!
And cable is not the only example, my regular pizza delivery guy never "delivers", nor would I particularly want him to.
Times I have found myself in jail( I am in recovery, it happens) not once did I bump into Jeff Stryker.
the Plumber who was recently at my house didn't clean my pipes, if you know what I am saying.
ok, ok there was the room service guy at the El Tovar,
and the Quantas flight attendant somewhere over the Pacific,
and my boy scout troop leader,
and that fabulous marine in south beach(thanks again for that one!),
and the time I was called off the street in New York, where I was minding my own Christian business, by that hot little guy in the basket ball shorts, that one was pretty hot.
hmmm, maybe my life is a ChiChi La Rue production after all. Damn, life is good today.
Posted by JimG at August 21, 2005 08:12 AM
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Too funny Jim.
Cisco informed me of some good news yesterday. Can't wait.
Posted by: Dave / higher powered at August 21, 2005 07:52 PM